Quotes Time!

Riley: "So yall was in Iraq together?"
Rummy: "Yeah, we was looking for weapons of mass destruction."
Riley: "Did you find any?"
Rummy: "YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL WE DIDN'T FIND ANY! WHAT ARE YOU? A POLITICAL HUMORIST OR SOMETHING?"
Ed: "I was looking for bitches. But all I could see was they eyes, so I could look at them and they eyes be all pretty, but I take that tarp off... and it's a tragedy..."
Rummy: ".... Well no, we didn't find any..."

Boondocks

"You know your pretty much worthless....but I'd still do you."

FFXIII IGN Dub


you can find it on the forum

"Ok so there's this like big robot scorpian thing an-"

"WE FUCKING KNOW! IT'S BEEN HERE FOR LIKE FIFTEEN YEARS!"

FF XIII IGN dub

holy sock puppits in a suasage factory

-tom of eddsworld

Rummy: "OFFICER erm.. whatever your name is..."
Officer: "Uhhgh... It's Frank..."
Rummy: "... Alright Fred! I just want to let you know, YOU ARE NOT GONNA DIE! In vain..."
Officer: "Uh, I don't think I'm gonna die..."
Rummy: "Oh then, YOU WILL NOT BE MORTALLY WOUNDED! In vain."
Officer: "No, I think I'm gonna be fine!"
Ed: "YOU HERE THAT YOU SWEATY BASTARDS?! FREDDIE AINT DEAD! FREDDIE SAYS BRING IT BITCH! BRING IT!"

Boondocks.

alright u take the keys and give it a test
a hole: what the mario test
mario ,mario's a fcking psyco
Music "it's 1968 i'm in the first grdae im working really hard to get mario laid u got to save the princess so u can get the pssy believe me mario will get that ass so fuck luigi..........shut the fck up" boom boom clack clack clack

mario rap,screeming kid remix

"I DWELL AMIDST THE ABOUNDING LIGHT OF HEAVEN! THOU ART AT THE GATES TO THE UNDERWORLD! COME FORTH, THUNDER OF THE GODS!"

"The heck is that?!"

"IT IS YOUR! IIINDIGNAAATION!!!"

Opening scene of Tales of Phantasia.

"You can't go in there! It's dangerous!"

"Move aside."

"It's too dangerous!"

"I'M LEVEL FIFTEEN!!!"

"Squall are you ready for your first assignment?"

"Yes.."

"I'm level 15!"

its over 9000
do i really have to say where this is from

"FREEZE-UH! L-A-P-D-UGH!"

Bobby Lee

he tried to make a mass suicide cult but he drunk the koolaid first and they were like fuck it.

where was your quote from pastry?

"I have AIDS"

Tom Hanks Philadelphia

A movie i saw last night. "What if its not a pack of smokes I dont want it."

...

WHAT MOVIE!?


"Don't fuck up, don't fuck up, don't fuck up!"

FFXIII dub PT. 2!!

will be putting up shortly...

I dont know. Forgot the title.

"Want a cookie."
"No Im alergic to chocolate, flour, and eggs."

captin the plane the plane
fresh prince of bellair and other vids about midgets

umm no that quote originated from treasure island a long ass time ago...

DE PLANE DE PLANE!!



"THIS IS NUCKING FUTS!"

Dickey Roberts