Quotes Time!

ALRIGHT!!

Say your favorite quotes from ANYWHERE!

"Batman: Relaaax Wonder Girl.

Wonder Woman: What did you just call me?

Batman: U-uhh... I AM THE NIGHT!! *runs*"

Gin Rummy: But nah we ain't find 'em. but I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak english in "What"?
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: ENGLISH, MUTHAFUCKER!! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Riley: Yeah!
Gin Rummy: So you understand the words I'm sayin' to you.
Riley: Yeah!...
Gin Rummy: Well what I'm sayin' is that there are known knowns and that there are known unknowns but there's also unknown unknowns. Things we don't know that we don't know.
Riley: ...What?
Gin Rummy: SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MUTHAFUCKER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME!

Tucker: "Dude, I was so wrong, you totally can pick up chicks in a tank! MAYBE TWO CHICKS!"
Church: "Tucker, what would you do with two chicks?"
Tucker: "Church, women are like Voltron. The more you hook up, the better it gets!"

Jade: Well, well, Luke. A lovely lady on each arm?
Anise: Oh, Colonel… (heart)
Tear: I… I’m not… We’re not…
Luke: He’s not talking about you. He must mean Anise and Mieu.
Mieu: But Master, I’m a boy!
Luke: You sure as hell don’t sound like one!

"Am I a tiger? I don't feel like a tiger... Maybe I'm just a vicous-ass koala bear!"

Your not a Tiger or Koala bear because a fricken ant can beat your *ss

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You need to supply a quote....

"Here's the secret flaw about spinner rims folks.

Inside your car....

YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THEM BITCHES SPIN!"

Wash:"Caboose see that purple one shes on our team try and help her".
Caboose:"Ok." "I tried to cover her but she got in the way"

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate??" - The greatest movie ever












Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Whatever you do dont eat the cake its piosened.
Ooo theres cake.

"What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the capital of Assyria?"

- Monty Python's Holy Grail

THE PEN I HOLD IN MY HAND IS RRRRRRBLUE!!!

Officer Collins:"In order to gain her trust, we needed to meet with her pimp Upgrayedd."

*shows slide showing how his name is spelt*

Officer Collins:"He spells it with two D's for a double dose of his pimping."

*shows multiple slides of Upgrayedd*

Officer Collins: You see, a pimps love......

General: IS ANY OF THIS REALLY NECESSARY?

Officer Collins: well, no..... but its very interesting

*shows multiple slides of him partying with Upgrayedd and his hoes*

General: FOR GOD'S SAKE COLLINS!

1. Do not talk about /b/

2. DO NOT talk about /b/

3. We are Anonymous

4. Anonymous is legion

5. Anonymous never forgives

6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster

7. Anonymous is still able to deliver

8. There are no real rules about posting

9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban

10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T

11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored

12. Anything you say can and will be used against you

13. Anything you say can and will be turned into something else - fixed

14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win

15. The harder you try the harder you will fail

16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure

17. Every win fails eventually

18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated

19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets

20. Nothing is to be taken seriously

21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old

22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality

23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality

24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost

25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post

26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated

27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason

28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man

29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents

30. There are no girls on the internet

31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours

32. You must have pictures to prove your statement

33. Lurk more - it's never enough

34. There is porn of it, no exceptions

35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made

36. There will always be more f***** up s*** than you just saw

37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)

38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky

39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes

42. Nothing is Sacred

43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it

44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo

45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car

46. There is always furry porn of it

47. The pool is always closed

48. Do Not turn your back on Anonymous. Do not Betray Anonymous. Anonymous does not forget and neither should you. What Anonymous gives, Anonymous can take away. We control everything.


^ BEST POST EVAAAAAAR!

"Can you ask them to stop so that I may lay waste to your army."
"I have a summer home in the mountains called the pit of despair, your're all welcome to drop by any time."

Richard from looking for group comic = http://www.lfgcomic.com

DarkZan wrote:

oh...i would love to get that for christmas...ive got a bunch of swords and axes on my walls in my room...

NOW I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE!

DAMN IT, why the hell wasn't I around when this guy was?!?!?!

HE... IS... A... LEGEND!!!!!

If we ever do make this RPG thing we will have a statue of Zan right in the middle town, even if I have to build it with my bare hands!

Oh, and don't worry, I'll make a statue for you too Kana..., out of macaroni, HAHAHA!!!

thats not a quote and quotes from self do not cut it

...poptart

1) Where's YOUR QUOTE?
2) Technically he quoted DarkZan... so its a QUOTE
3) When did he quote himself...?

And last...

"Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen."

"I don't think "Homies over Hoes" is a sentiment that A Pimp Named Slickback can co-sign Riley. I mean, don't get me wrong, A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A Pimp Named Slickback DON'T DO SHIT for the homies. Let me reiterate: DON'T DO SHIT for the homies! Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, the homie ain't getting a goddamn thing and the same goes for brothas, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the fuck niggas is callin' each other nowadays. Sounds like some gay shit to me."

that was a quote from a friend.


"Is it done?"
"Yes my lord."
"Are their heads displayed in a comical manner?"
"Yes my lord."
"And thier expressions?"
"We went with mild surprise."
"Excellent."

"Little did they know, we were selling their fat asses back to them."

-Rupert, Fight Club

"Time to open a can of whoop ass."
From the lizard off of that old game damn the name escapes me

*musical tone* we're no strangers to love
u know the rules and so do i
a full commitment is what im thinking of
u wouldn't get this from any other guy
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii just want to tell u how i'm feeling
wanna make u understand
*high musical vioce*
never goona give u up never gonna let u down
never gonna run around and desert u
never gonna make u cry never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt u
*fffffffwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooossssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh*
*laughing*
u just got dick rolled
as done by richard-LFG

"You know, we've only just met and uh, I don't really know you that much, so I don't see why I should be holding you. So I'm just gonna loosen my grip a lil- oh! You're cool with it? Umm kay."

*lets go*

"Oh no don't go..."

IGN dub of FF XIII

I don't like disks being shoved into me!

Unless they're oreos...

But then only in the mouth!

FUTURAMA